"...so he took off his shirt and slapped me in the balls with it."

Joe Loesch, explaining Cade's reactions on the porch of the Chowder

(with great urgency) "Uh!Uh!Uh! You're tits are hangin out!!!!"

Patty J to Sarah

"Don't be a schnook, read the Book!"

S. O'C on the Bible.

"Hung over? What were you people drinking!?!?! I had tequila!"

The one and only Gale Edwards

"...Long black cock."

Shannon O'Connor