"I'll only be wearing a headset and a bottle of lube"

K. Tighe, on his plans for running Cirque Dreams

"Their evil is seeping into me!!!"

Dede regarding the wardrobe department, seconds after offending her FORMER cohorts in the props department.

" Why are YOU so pissed?!?! I'm gonna be the one doing it."

J Blaze to Brittany regarding the ultra gay adds to the new props for BLONDES.

"Yeahl.... I guess I have eaten my own semen.... And I enjoyed it."

PJ, admitting that it's statiscally impossible not to have tasted your own spunk.

"I've seen mothers lift whole cars because their child is underneath. I think I could take her if I knew that was at the other end of the rainbow."

Kelly Tighe, plotting against our favorite rockette for her boyfriend

"How do you pretend to not be hung over?"

Artistic Director, digging deep at Sunday Morning Dress Parade

"If I were gay - no way."

Paul Allan, about Dan Cooney

"Well... I'd fuck the brains out of Will Smith. But I'd make Love to Wayne Brady."

Shannon, on the difference between her attractions to Will Smith and Wayne Brady.

"Hey, you know what that burp tasted like? .... Absolutely nothing."

C. Kloos on the lack of timely food during the CAI load out.

"But why would a vagina be a taco??"

Michelle Q.'s response to a crude conversation about a Taco Bell taco and Brittany's vagina . . . she didn't get the joke.

"She works for Erin, in the land of lollipops and clouds."

B. Loesch

"I love it when the penis pushes the tempo"

Brittany Fahner

"yes....Yes you are."

Brittany responding to Michelle's proclamation of her own "tool-hood"

"Why won't the lamb stop screaming?!!?"

Olivia.

"You still walking around with that wad in your pants?"

Andyman

"[He] is my personal Vietnam."

KJT about some minor indiscretions in his recent past.

"Really?!?! ONE night of superhero sex and he's bringing you cupcakes?!?!"

Corey observing the sudden control Brittany is able to exercise over Brian.

"...It fuckin stank worse than an anchovie's asshole!"

Patty J's assesment of the male intern suite.

"...toasting..."

A very content Andy.