"That's how half my rape charges came about - I thought eventually she'd try to stop me..."

Keith, commenting on Rhys' excuse for taping Izsac's leg, resulting in Izsac pooing in Rhys' room... It's a long story...

"What've we got here? The old Five Town reach-around?"

A.D. Garret on a tour group passing through...

Who can help me get a paper for my ass?

Cirque Danny, how one asks for toilet paper in broken English

When did you people decide that you were gonna claim refracted light as your own? I like rainbows too.

Cory's fight against the Gays for equal rights to rainbows

"Interventions at Gateway are like Bar Mitzvahs to Jewish people.... Everyone's going to get one at SOME point."

KJT

I love cutting people open!!!!

Michelle mimicking Brittany as Brit helps her remove a splinter.

"...so he took off his shirt and slapped me in the balls with it."

Joe Loesch, explaining Cade's reactions on the porch of the Chowder